30th August 2014

Post reblogged from Take me to Wonderland with 25,747 notes

spikespiegell:

*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

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29th August 2014

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fortune-favors-the-dreamers:

sephiramy:

ourloveissemperfii:

"One day in the subway, James saw a red cat with a wound to the leg that likely resulted from a fight with another cat. It was obvious that the cat needed help. James could not pass and took the cat to the vet. With a little medical treatment and prescription drugs, the cat quickly recovered. At that point, James found it impossible to say goodbye to Street Cat Bob. Bob followed James everywhere he went. As James played the guitar on the street and Bob sat nearby, revenues increased dramatically. People found it difficult to pass when they looked at the cute kitty. James went on to write a book describing their adventures in the street which was full of life – both dramatic and comedic. In the book, James says that he could not have imagined how meeting Bob would change his life. His friendship with the cat healed him from a life that had been very hard. Most likely, if Bob could speak, he would say the same thing.”

Um, so here is a book I am going to go BUY… NOW.

HE’S WEARING SCARVES YOU GUYS

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28th August 2014

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said 
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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27th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Everything I loved, I began to hate. with 210,938 notes

gatochick:

bag-gins:

we all know thats a load of shit gandalf

YOU THREW A FUCKING DWARF RAVE AT HIS HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.

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27th August 2014

Post reblogged from Let Me Be - Me with 416,747 notes

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

27th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Let Me Be - Me with 102,948 notes

becausebirds:


chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

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27th August 2014

Quote reblogged from Let Me Be - Me with 656,860 notes

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
— (via rumour)

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25th August 2014

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23rd August 2014

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human:

Reblog if your summer didn’t go anywhere near as planned

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from Take me to Wonderland with 390,393 notes

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from LolTime! with 134,727 notes

heliolisk:

laying on the grass sounds so nice until you realize there are bugs and dirt everywhere

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from pluto sphere with 412,104 notes

Real talk

kissnecks:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

every time I see this, I reblog it.

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22nd August 2014

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22nd August 2014

Post reblogged from Unwritten with 376,067 notes

joshhutchercat:

rainycx:

joshhutchercat:

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

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21st August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Death By LULZ with 68,247 notes

Last week, I may have gone too far. I’ll explain it quickly. Basically, I found out where he gets his clothes dry-cleaned. Custom ordered the same suit, made with tear-away velcro. And… you can fill in the rest.

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